this is jays0n, i'm a dumbass, and i am 100% lame

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thank you!!

poptart? don't you mean sodatart?

thank u for the

drag & drop
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pikapeeka:

jealous bitches need to leave her the fuck alone. 

twerkinshield:

onemuseleft:

vivalabucky:

Marvel needs to make a YouTube channel where they get the cast of the avengers to do everyday stuff as their characters

Yes I would like to donate all of my money

lewisbrindleyvevo:

Reasons why I love the Prop Hunt series on the main channel

1) Lewis and Hannah being darlings
2) Sjin being so gullible with Hat Films and Sips’ fake pun hints
3) Simon fucking up and glitching into the ground every round
4) Hat Films being dorks
5) The fact that only Hat Films and Sips understand the taunts

parents: "schools easy"
me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"

666-slut:

IF UR READING THIS U LOOK VERY CUTE TODAY AND ALSO ILY

eeyorefanblog:

do you ever like someone so much. you just imagine all the things you could do together and you just constantly think about that person almost every breathing minute and just wish you could be together

fake-mermaid:

if u dont give me ur wifi password when i come to your house i will never come to your house again

actualtrottimus:

when i find myself in times of trouble

alsmiffy comes to me speaking words of wisdom

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to the people who have followed me lately that I did not greet

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fans: thanks for letting us play women and men!
bioware: not a problem
fans: but can we not have underwear grinding?
bioware: inquisition will have tasteful romance scenes
fans: hey can we play as different races again?
bioware: yes, in fact have an extra race
fans: can we ride the bull as any race??
bioware: sure, why not? it'll be hard but we can do that
fans: hey, ubisoft, can we play female assassins?
ubisoft: omG CA N'T BE LI EVE U ASK uS thIS H,,O?W MAKE niPNOPS REndeR PR oPER ND DO tEH JIGGLY WIGGLy CAmE ?! OUT 4 GUD TIEM HONEstLY,.. feEL SOOOOO attACKE D